Cake Love Boxed Set: All Things Payne
by Elizabeth Lynx
Cake Love #1-2
Publication Date: November 19, 2015
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Synopsis:
Now you can have your cake and eat it too!
All the hot and crazy antics of Morgana Drake and Henrik Payne in one sexy boxed set. Seriously, look at the cover, there is cake right on it. And it’s sitting on her butt, what is sexier than that!
This story! That’s what’s sexier. So, sit back, relax and enjoy the ins and outs, ups and downs of all things Payne.
What do you get with this SUPER-FANTASTIC Cake Love Boxed Set: All Things Payne? I’ll tell you:
RULES OF PAYNE –
***WARNING - Steamy Sex Scenes - Cake addiction - Incorrect usage of the word Potatoes***
RULES OF PAYNE 2: Electric Boogaloo –
***WARNING – More Steamy Sex Scenes – Mile High sex that can’t be unread and Dirty Condom Wrappers used as lucky charms***
EXCERPT:
The Payne In The Blog
"Henrik?"
I hear a deep guttural snore vibrate from
between my thighs. What the hell? I start to push at him but he is quite heavy.
Finally I manage to squirm out of from under him.
He fucking passed out! Oh my god!
I push my dress back down and stand to
figure out what to do. He is face down in the cushions of the couch and I know
if he throws up he'll suffocate. Crap, I have to move him.
"Brain?
Oh Brain? I need some help here." I whisper to
myself. I can sense the glare from my Brain, it's not happy.
"Oh
NOW you want me to help you. I seem to recall telling you not to do this, but
NOOO you had to get your groove on." My Brain
folds its imaginary squiggly arms at me and huffs.
"Brain,
stop being an ass and just help me!"
"Hey,
don't get me involved." My Butt calls out.
"Fine,
you want my help; get him lying on his side on the couch. That way if he pukes
it will fall to the floor. You also might want to stay with him for a while to
make sure he doesn't vomit or roll over onto his back."
I roll my eyes at the task at hand. First I
try wrapping my arms around his chest and lift. He doesn't even move an inch.
The man must weight like 500 pounds because I almost broke my back with that
move. I may have a bit a muscle on me...alright it is fat that I pass off as
muscle, but Mr. Payne is too much for my 5'6" frame.
Standing back and assessing the situation I
figure he is already partly on the couch, so if I can just push his bottom half
on it should be good.
With all my might and my shoulder, I push
Mr. Payne onto the couch and roll him on his side. Stepping away to admire my
work I realize how sweet he looks asleep. His brow isn't creased in a constant
scowl like normal. Mr. Payne's relaxed face is sexy and cute at the same time.
A thought pops into my head. A very dirty
thought.
"Don't
you even think about that Morgana!" My Brain
starts its warning.
I ignore her and kneel down next to him. Very
carefully I unbutton his pants and pull down the zipper. Looking back at Mr.
Payne I see he is still sound asleep. There is a thrill that races through me.
The excitement of getting caught and of looking at the forbidden.
My smile grows as I push past his briefs
and tug it out. It's thick and still semi hard. My thumb follows the veins to
the tip as my fingers play. It's growing in my hand and my eyes take it all in
as if this is some new found discovery leading to the cure for cancer.
Instantly my excitement turns to fear as I
hear voices coming from outside. Quickly I shove his member back into his pants
and zip him up in haste. Due to my recklessness with his pants and parts, the
zipper catches on something. From the way Mr. Payne shoots up off the couch I
suspect I know what the zipper caught on.
"Aaaa! What the fuck!" He screams
while fumbling with his fly and staring at it in shock.
My heart is pounding now and I am whisper
screaming in my head for my Brain. All she says to me before I watch her speed
off in the Ferrari, "You stupid
bitch!"
THE PAYNE IN THE BLOG –
You have now read the Rules of Payne and Rules of Payne 2 and find an unusual craving for cake? It happens. But you also find out you want so much more. Things that were referenced in the Rules of Payne books, you have to know how it all went down. Well, you are in luck! Get the ‘behind the scenes’ so to speak with this collection of character blog posts. The very first post being the moment Morgana and Henrik first met!
***WARNING - Real Blog Posts - Sex Scenes - Copious amounts of Cake*** I love cake. Wait, wait, let me start again.... My Boss is an a**hole but mind numbingly gorgeous. That didn't sound right either. Scratch this (note to author – do not put this in the blurb). My name is Morgana Drake, I write a blog. You may have heard of it, The Payne in the Blog (same as the title of this book, clever huh!). No? Oh well -- you will trust me! I may just be Mr. Henrik Payne’s assistant now, but soon I will be running the company. How do I know? I can feel it in my bones. There is only one problem, my boss. They don’t just call him the Payne for nothing. He’s a jerk and I hate him! Then why do I keep fantasizing about him? Seriously, I think I need help.
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